The kids all gathered in my sons bed tonight and took turns reading books to one another. It was so cute. You know I just love when they have love moments!
Yesterday parents in my son’s class were invited to school for an “author’s tea”. Each student wrote and illustrated a book that was to be read to parents and guests in groups of about 5 students.
The kids were so excited to see their parents in the small audience. Some of them started acting silly; it was especially hard to be patient as each child read. And one of them, well, the pictures tell the story best…(obviously they are very blurry…to protect the anonymity of the other
I would say boys will be boys but in this case it seems to be boy will boy….mine of course
Stay tuned for twin sister’s author tea next week….I know, you’re on the edge of your seat
I just completed the first book, Fifty Shades of Grey, of the trilogy by E L James.
Everyone is all abuzz about these books which are being called “mommy porn”. (Even that phrase is totally annoying.) When we were in Florida I started chatting about it with a woman at the pool and she ended up giving me the book when she finished it.
I’m SO GLAD I DID NOT SPEND MONEY ON THIS TRASH.
The writing is absolutely awful.
The characters are undeveloped and inconceivable. The dialogue is ridiculous, and the sex scenes try to be steamy but are ultimately yawn inducing. It’s trying be provocative and shocking but it’s not.
The gorgeous 21 yr old main female character has never had any kind of sexual experience and there is no understanding or explanation as to why. But then as soon as she starts having sex she is having orgasm after orgasm.
She has this annoying inner dialogue, referring to her “inner goddess”…about 553 times in the book. She often says “holy cow! holy shit!” Holy annoying!!!
The main male character gets all in a frenzy when this chick bites her lip…a habit that is referred to about 482 times in the book.
The dialogue (boring, sterile and uninspired) often starts with “Er….”. Do you ever say “er” when you start to speak? I didn’t think so.
I haven’t read the other two books and I don’t plan on it.
Have you read it?
If so, you should definitely check out one of the books we’ve been reading lately, My First Day of Kindergarten. My kids were amazed (and it surprised me how excited it got them) that I know the author, Kristen Minuto, a very sweet mother (and teacher) from my town. It makes reading the book so much more exciting for us and my daughter has even exclaimed, “I really love how she writes!”… I’m not kidding!
My kindergarteners are pretty mesmerized when I read it, as they draw comparisons between their classes and routines and the ones they are hearing about as they follow a little boy through his first day of school.
It’s really a bright, colorful and adorable book that I would absolutely recommend. We actually started reading books like this as my kids entered nursery school. I know we’ll be getting a lot of use out of this book as we start talking about kindergarten with my 3-year-old. You can check out My First Day of Kindergarten
here or here. And speaking of adorable, here is my son’s artistic representation of it from his homework journal
Don’t forget how important it is to read to your kids! What children’s books are you reading these days?
Have you ever read any of the Stupids books? I enjoyed this one as a child, so my parents brought it for the kids over Thanksgiving. They can not get enough of it!
Yesterday I went to each of the twins classrooms to read some books and hand out cupcakes. They both chose this book (so I read it twice plus a princess book and a transformers book). The kids were hysterical. I mean they were laughing so hard they couldn’t even hear me reading. What’s better than a roomful of kids giggling?
It took the edge off. I know my post yesterday was annoying, but I do have a sinus infection so let’s chalk it up to illness! And actually everyone here is sick and coughing on each other. We’re all tired too. My little one passed out on the couch with the TV blasting, lights on and her siblings inches away from her face.
I’m off to medicate myself with Nyquil.
What books are you reading to your kids these days?
I used to be an avid reader, preferring books to television and everything else. However, I’ve found as I get older and more exhausted with less free time, sadly I am not reading as much as my free time is allocated for other things. I do go to the library regularly though, and I am a big nerd about reserving books online. Sometimes I get a book suggestion for the NY Times bestseller list and sometimes from elsewhere.
I had reserved Emily Giffin’s Heart of the Matter but I don’t even remember where it was suggested to me. I can tell you I love a book when the first page hooks me (like this did), and despite my mania and distracted life, I want to keep reading every moment I can.
It wasn’t my usual read…….about relationships, adultery, etc as I prefer thrillers (Dean Koontz, Harlan Coben, etc) but the writing was stellar and that hooked me. I don’t want to completely bore you but in some parts the writing was so crafty that I earmarked paragraphs to reread.
Here’s one where the main character is in Target (hello relatable!) and another mother has made smug comment …
I flash a fake smile of my own, refraining from telling her what I’m really thinking: that it’s an unwise karmic move to go around feeling superior to other mothers. Because, before she knows it, her little angel could become a tattooed teenager hiding joints in her designer handbag and doling out blowjobs in the backseat of her BMW.
This was another excerpt that I liked…
…all women compare lives. We are aware of whose husband works more, who helps more around the house, who makes more money, who is having more sex. We compare out children, taking note of who is sleeping through the night, eating their vegetables, minding their manners, getting into the right schools. We know who keeps the best house, throws the best parties, cooks the best meals, has the best tennis game. We know who among us is the smartest, has the fewest lines around her eyes, has the best figure–whether naturally or artificially. We are aware of who works full-time, who stays at home with the kids, who manages to do it all and make it look easy, who shops and lunches while the nanny does it all. We digest it all and then discuss it with our friends. Comparing and then confiding; it is what women do.
Can you relate to that? I think it’s spot on and anyone who says it is not is in denial.
When we moved several months ago, I vowed to myself to try to stay pleasant but detached as I was already aware of cliques and gossip. I think it’s going okay.
Anyway I enjoyed this book a lot. I really wish I could write like her.
Anyone reading anything great these days?